Introduction & News

moon phases
Theresa christened, no paler a rose
Grew so dark as this sylph
None more cold in repose
Yet her beauty spun webs
Round hearts a glance would betroth

Allow Me to Introduce Myself

So you have found me and would know more?

I am Theresa Elizabeth Bathory, and reside in Houston, TX and I have been transitioning for over three years now.

I am also an accomplished Web Mistress and Graphic Artist and my services are for hire. Click here for more info on that.

So if you want to know more, enter but be mindful of dark things that are always watching.

Composite of me and a Final Fantasy girl

So haunted is my silent heart
Dreaming only of the moon
When velvet darkness falls tonight
The thirst crescends anew...

Recent News


July 7th:

I know I have been promising this for a long time so for all that have waited so patiently, here it is, the new site! For those that have not been waiting on batted breath, fuck off. This also means that soon the Pathetic Wanker Awards will be updated!

This last year has been crueling with two moves, a new job (yes, my darklings, the Dark Goddess is finally employed full time), and a promotion have made getting time to do this very short. But now that the dust is settling I will once more becoem the bane of cyber space and rant and place a well deserved lash to the back of society and those things that piss me off!

So contact me and tell me what you think about the new site, or submit a poem/short story, or make an entry into The Book of the Dead. You can also read up on the last two years of Pathetic Wankers by visiting The Crypt.

There is also a new poem entitled "Exclusion" for your pleasure in the Musings From The Left Side.

I have also revamped the Dark Gallery so wander about and gaze in absolute awe.

Well that is it for now, but stay tuned the best is yet to cum. [evil grin]


January 23rd:

Ok, my dearest dark minions, being an Enron survivor I was very interested in seeing the DVD “The Smartest Guys in the Room”. If you have not seen it do so now. I worked there and I knew only a fraction that went on after the dust settled. These guys are some slimy bastards. The real sickening thing is just how tied they were to the Bush family. If not for 9/11 It is very possible that it could have rained hell-fire down upon the usurper of the presidency. I know documentaries are not a lot of people’s cup of tea, but you owe it to yourself to watch it, along with all the bonus features as well.

Now speaking of slimy bastards, has anyone seen the latest vomit spewing from the religious wrong? Janet (I am such a cunt) Parshall said on Larry King that the adoption of children by same-sex couples is "state-sanctioned child abuse," and implied that the "lifestyle" of Matthew Shepard, a gay man, was partly to blame for his 1998 murder. You can read about it here. This sanctimonious, crusty cunt has claimed that the movie “Brokeback Mountain” is evidence to the “homosexualizing of America”! I guess that means that “Transamerica” is going to make everyone that sees it a transsexual now, right Miss someone-beat-me-with-an-ugly-stick?

Oh and she is not the only one in the news in this nazi propaganda, The Rev. Ken Hutcherson, pastor of Antioch Bible Church of Redmond has called for a national boycott of Microsoft, Hewlett-Packard and other businesses that have come out in support of a gay civil-rights bill, saying that the companies have underestimated the power of religious consumers. Read the article here and take a look at the face of this smug, Uncle Tom. This penis-head house nigger betrays every black that fought for civil rights. “No one is free unless all are free”, remember Martin Luther King Jr. saying that? I guess you and Janet should get together and she can set you to tending her house as you greet her with “yesa mam, I sa gonna to fetch your dinner now.” Darkness I wished that all you religious rectums would just die!

One a final note, tomorrow is my birthday. Why not write me or post your undying love for me, of course I will also be accepting cash sacrifies. [evil grin]

January 15th:

Well here it is, the event you have been waiting for, the new layout! (massive cheering)

I know I have been promising this for a year now but life has a way of interffering and throwing a monkey wrench into mix. Murphy's law has had free reain and Oshawnasey's observation of Murphy's law is so true, "Murphy was a fucking optemist"!

Anyway, I am going to be testing the site for the next few days so if you find any bugs or have any suggestions, please contact me and let me know.

In addition, I am taking suggestions for Februray's Pathrtic Wanker Award, so let me know of any you may think deserving of this prestigious award. I will give credit to any I use.

I want to thank Todd for being the first to add his name to this year's Book of the Dead. Don't let his be the only one there. Write you name and let the world know your thoughts.

Know of a site that I should link to or perhaps you want your site linked, then contact me and we can exchange links and banners.

I am thinking about starting a new section kind of like an Ann Landers from hell. I would call it the Oracle and people will be able to ask questions of me, which I will answer, here, on the site. If you think you would like to see something like that then let me know.

Well going to wrap this up now. I hope everyone likes the new format and that this year is wet, dark, and erotic for all. Remember I am available for web work and graphics so check out Dark Goddess Productions.

January 1st:

Happy New Year. my most delicious darlings! Well it is finally 2006 and all there is to say about 2005 is "good riddance and don't let the door hit your ass on the way out".

With the new year means a new start for many things on this site. the news from last year has been archived in The Crypt, as also The Book of the Dead has been archived and a new page started, so be the first to sign up and leave your adorations and thoughts to me.

It also means that the Pathetic Wanker for 2005 has been awarded! Yes, the worst of the last year has been singled out and given a so much deserved award, so read about it and then feel free to make your suggestions for the first Pathetic Wanker of 2006 by contacting me or telling all what you thought about it by making an entry into The Book of the Dead. You can also read up on the last two years of Pathetic Wankers by visiting The Crypt.

Hopefully soon, this new year will bring the finishing of a new layout for this site, so check back regularly and feel free to contact me with any suggestions you may have for new content, or such.

So welcome 2006 and I hope every one has a dark, erotic new year.