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Pathetic Wanker Awards — 2004


November 3rd:

Bush giving the American People what they deserve!
"The president will be personally awarding this month’s award to each of the American people and, as you can see here, the Public is going to take it as the sheep they truly are.

Of course that will be after Butt-boy Bush finishes blowing Cheney and all the corporations and evangelicals that bought is sorry ass.

Well my children of the night, I have decided to name November's Pathetic Wanker early this month, instead of waiting to the end of the month, as I usually do. Now before you jump the gun and expect this to be re-elected Georgie, let me tell you it is not. Though he is still a pathetic wanker, no this month goes to another.

Now there are many that would qualify for this award. Ralph-I-am-here-to-fuck-the-nation-Nader, The Republicans that campaigned for Nader, undercover, so as to deny Kerry votes from those they knew they could not get to vote for Bush, and even the Kerry campaign and Democrats that did not go for the throat and hammer on Georgie-boy's weakness and lying ass.

No even with such fine candidates for the award there is another that is so much more deserving. That showed that they prefer to have their thinking done for them. That their heads are so far up their ass that they only see day light when they cough. I am of course talking about the quizesseintial sheep, the American people.

Yes, you only need look at whom they voted for to determine that facts, and intelligence, have no place in the American public's life. How any thinking person can look at the record of president Cheney, and his butt-boy Bush, and determine that they are better for the country than a gerbil on acid would be is the height of pathetic.

The news says that this election was "value based" and on that a lying, coke head won because of his "Christian" views. That this country is more concerned with keeping gays from marrying than it is sending it's children to die in a war that we were lied to about and pitched through the media of patriotic fever, is beyond my scope.

Lao Tzu, the father of Taoism, said "People are sheep" and that the way to rule was to "fill their bellies and empty their heads". Well it seems to be so true as it is obviously clear that when it comes to "empty heads" there are none more vacuous than the Americans. As for their bellies being filled, well just wait. Your President is about to fill each and every one, through the ass.

Now understand, I am American. I believe in the Constitution and the principles of freedom and liberty this country was founded on. I also do not think Kerry was the best candidate either, but a brick would have been a better choice than Bush, people. I am tired of the apologetic tone of the democrats. It is time we take back the name of "Liberal" from the scapegoat, dirty word the conservative right made it and learn from them when they convinced the American people that "conservative" was not another word for fascist nazi.

So I guess that means we need to stop being "reasonable" and trying to educate the American people and use the same tactics of the Fundamentalist Nazis. Start a mantra of "conservatives are the fuckards of the universe " and keep saying it over and over. I mean if a fat, pill-popping, asshole can do it and create a whole market for hate mongering, rabid, dick wads, we should be able to have an easier time vilifying them. I mean at least we can work with the truth and not have to make the shit up.

But for now, and with a truly sad heart I award this month's "I'm a Pathetic Wanker Award" to the sheep of America, John Q. Public. He is your president now and it is only appropriate that a pathetic people have such a pathetic president. Enjoy the rape of your liberties, you have truly showed you earned it.


October :

Cheney in deep session with his bitch Bush
Smiling with glee, George squells "Hey Dick! Please, please can you do me with that next? It's almost as big as the one that Laura uses on me!".

To which Dick replied, "Shut the fuck up and take these donations, you cock-old slut! Laura's busy giving me a rim job!"

Hello my delightful minions! Once more it is time to award this month's "I'm a Pathetic Wanker Award" and with the elections just days away who better than the most pathetic wanker of them all? Why of course the man with a Dick (Cheney) all ready up his ass and making his mouth work (the reason why nothing but shit spews from it), George W. Bush!

Yes, my dearest's this in-bred primate and darling of the Republican party has so rightfully earned his place and award. So let us look at this muppet of a man and see just what makes him so pathetic.

Let us first start with the ever famous Vietnam record, or should I say lack of one. This cowardly, chicken shit deserted, and was AWOL, from his duties. According to the records available from the National Guard, the period between May 1972 and May 1973 remains unaccounted for. George W. Bush himself has refused to answer questions about this period in his life, other than to state that he fulfilled all of his National Guard commitments. When the record is examine we see that not only did his daddy get him but that he got him promoted and placed ahead of all the others into that national guard unit so that he would not have to serve in Vietnam.

Now just incase you wondering there is a president for this, especially with the Republican party. Let's take a quick look at some of them and their reasons for not serving.

  • Bush - Desertion/AWOL
  • Cheney - 5 deferments because he had other priorities
  • Regan - used to tell war stories until reminded he was not in the war
  • Tome Delay - said he volunteered for vietnam but all the spots were taken up by minorities
  • Trent Lott - deferment cause he was busy being a collage cheerleader (true)
  • Jeb Bush - Daddy got him his deferments
  • Phi Gram - marriage deferment
  • Rudy Giuliani - deferment
  • Newt Gingrich attending grad school
  • John Engler - too fat by 8 pounds
  • Ken Starr - psoriasis
  • John Ashcroft - teaching business ed
  • Karl Rove - many schools, no degree
  • Rush Limbaugh - anal cysts

And the list goes on and on. Starting to seeing a pattern here? Now with our ever so commanding in chief spouting that he is for our troops let us look at record of that support. Bush called for a $15-billion, 10-year reduction in veterans benefits, such as compensation, pensions and educational assistance. The cuts in veterans benefits, along with hundreds of billions in cuts to other domestic programs, would be made to accommodate the $726 billion tax break (mostly for dividend income) that President Bush wants. Here are some other facts to illustrate his "love" for our troops.

  • Bush visited combat veterans at Walter Reed Medical Center. During his visit, he said "We have made a commitment to the troops, and we have made a commitment to their loved ones, and that commitment is that we will provide excellent health care - excellent care - to anybody who is injured on the battlefield. His comments stood in stark contrast to the policies he has pushed - and the record he has amassed - as President. In that year alone, the President "announced his formal opposition to a proposal to give National Guard and Reserve members access to the Pentagon's health-insurance system"- a slap in the face to thousands of troops, especially considering "a recent General Accounting Office report estimated that one of every five Guard members has no health insurance
  • The President also that year proposed to cut $1.5 billion (14%) out of funding for military family housing/medical facilities. This followed his 2002 budget which, according to major veterans groups, "fell $1.5 billion short" of adequately funding veterans care.
  • This is not the first time the President has staged a photo-op to thank veterans at Walter Reed and then proposed policies that hurt veterans. A little less than a year ago, the President visited the medical hospital and then on the same day announced his proposal to cut off 164,000 veterans from the VA's prescription drug discount program.
  • The result of the President's harsh treatment of veterans is that "more than 235,000 veterans are currently waiting six months or more for initial medical appointments" with "many veterans waiting two years just to be seen by a doctor."
  • At Ft. Stewart, Georgia, UPI reported "hundreds of sick and wounded U.S. soldiers including many who served in the Iraq war are languishing in hot cement barracks here while they wait - sometimes for months - to see doctors."
  • CBS News reports that the administration appears, in some cases, to be denying benefits to soldiers wounded in Iraq. Specifically, many soldiers say they are seeing their pay and health benefits severely reduced after they are badly wounded.

Talk about "tough love"! But let us move on to the war it's self. During a press conference on 24 February 2001 during Powell's visit to Cairo, Egypt. Answering a question about the US-led sanctions against Iraq, the Secretary of State said:

"He (Saddam Hussein) has not developed any significant capability with respect to weapons of mass destruction. He is unable to project conventional power against his neighbors."

But Powell wasn't the only senior administration official telling the truth before the truth became highly inconvenient. On 29 July 2001, Condoleezza Rice appeared on CNN Late Edition With Wolf Blitzer. Guest host John King asked Rice about the sanctions against Iraq. Rice responds:

"But in terms of Saddam Hussein being there, let's remember that his country is divided, in effect. He does not control the northern part of his country. We are able to keep arms from him. His military forces have not been rebuilt."

Funny how after September 11th he all of the sudden HAD WODs. This what the Alfred E. Numan of presidents had to say in May, 2003, straight into the television camera, while in Poland:

"But for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong, we found them."
Bush with his presidential manuel 'Presidency for Dummies'

The White House withheld North Korea's admission about a nuclear weapons program from key Democrats until after Congress had passed its resolution authorizing war with Iraq. People can you not see the pattern and he has the audacity to say that Kerry flip-flops! This feces spewing crust of nose pickings has lied and changed positions more times that you and I change our underwear! Remember the 2000 debates, he said that the decision for gay marriages should be left to the states, then he tries to get a constitutional amendment passed against it! How about drugs from Canada, he said good idea until he became president and had to repair the favors of the drug companies.

He stacks all his "buddies" into cabinet and head of department positions such as the EPA and FCC and by looking at the records you see that fines against companies that pollute have all of the sudden become nonresistant and that those that contribute to his, and the Republican Party, get special "favors". Remember Hailburton? And when Bush took office FBI officials complained after Bush took office, intelligence agencies were instructed to "'back off' from investigations involving other members of the Bin Laden family, the Saudi royals, and possible Saudi links to the acquisition of nuclear weapons by Pakistan." Why, because the Bush family has extremely strong ties to the Saudi Royals!

Another lie, "my opponent (Kerry) voted in the Senate to increase taxes 98 times." (Remember when he did that to Al Gore every 10 minutes on the theory that someone is bound to be dumb enough to believe it?) Kerry voted to increase taxes one time, in 1993. That was the Clinton tax package that increased taxes mostly on the very wealthy, although it did also increase taxes on Social Security benefits for middle-income retirees, according to The New York Times. But that is not 98 votes. How dumb does Bush think we are? Well by the polls, half this country is full of morons!

No child left behind, but the funding sure is! Bush betrayed this promise, made in his Inaugural Address, Jan. 20, 2001, where he promised to build a single nation and get rid of discrimination and inequality, according to a 180-page draft report of the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights. Here are a few of their findings:

  • Fair Housing - "Policies instituted under the Bush administration have diminished housing opportunities for poor, disproportionately minority families," the draft report concludes.
  • Environmental Justice -Minority and low-income populations are disproportionately affected by environmental pollutants. Toxic waste dumps are frequently located in neighborhoods populated mostly by people of color. Yet, under the Bush administration, the Environmental Protection Agency "has taken few actions to ensure that minority and low-income persons are not disparately affected by environmental contamination and has failed to develop a standard for assessing how exposure to hazards affects public health," the draft report reads.
  • Environmental Justice - Minority and low-income populations are disproportionately affected by environmental pollutants. Toxic waste dumps are frequently located in neighborhoods populated mostly by people of color. Yet, under the Bush administration, the Environmental Protection Agency "has taken few actions to ensure that minority and low-income persons are not disparately affected by environmental contamination and has failed to develop a standard for assessing how exposure to hazards affects public health," the draft report reads.
  • Judicial Nominations - "Many of his nominees and appointees do not support civil rights protections. The effect may be eventual weakening of civil rights law," according to the draft report. It cites objections from myriad civil rights organizations to several of Bush's nominees, "claiming that the administration is trying to pack the judiciary with anti-civil rights ideologues."
  • His Promise of Justice and Opportunity - Bush has excluded civil rights leaders from policy discussions and refrained from soliciting input from anyone other than his own close circles, according to the draft report. When challenged on his civil rights record, Bush simply points to African-Americans Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice and that ends the discussion.

    "Under Attorney General Ashcroft, the Department of Justice's enforcement of civil rights has become less vigorous, indeed almost passive, and the pursuit of civil rights cases has waned significantly," the draft report finds.

It concludes:

"The administration's statements frequently do not match its actions. Its civil rights promises often suffer for lack of funding and ineffective implementation." Bush has significantly reduced funding for programs that benefit low-income individuals and minority communities. "Failing to build on common ground, the Bush administration missed opportunities to build consensus on key civil rights issues and has instead adopted policies that divide Americans."

These are only a few of the findings the report sited btu all of them rated as failures. Why, because this president sold us out to corporate interests! Truth told he is not the real power, in the White House, the one calling the shots. No, that belongs to the Dick, which makes Bush the condom, hiding the real driving force. This cocaine using, cum slut to the corporations could not make a decision on his own. Hell even his wife had to straighten him out and make him shape up. Guess you know who wears the "dick" in that family.

I could go on and on and on but so much is there that I do not wish this to become a book. So for treating our constitution like Dick Cheney treats your ass, and all the other traitorous activities and things you have done, I proudly award the "I'm a Pathetic Swanker Award" to you, George (Dick what do I do now) W. Bush. I know you enjoy it Mr. President seeing how you have punked your ass out your whole misserable life.


September 30th:

Dick Cheney accepting his award and showing the relationship 
                    in the size of his to the award, after realizing it was NOT a full figure statue of himself.
Smiling with glee, George squells "Hey Dick! Please, Dick Cheney accepting his award and showing the relationship in the size of his to the award, after realizing it was NOT a full figure statue of himself.

He was quoted as saying "Damn, you sure? Cause the resemblance is uncanny, but I guess that is why my parents named me 'Dick'".

Yes it is now time to unveil this month's winner whose very name is synonymous with "wanker", our very own Dick Cheney! So let us examine this "dick behind the president" and understand how he came to put the dick in wanker.

This malkavian, sneaky little shit had a voting record more conservative than Newt Gingrig, voting against the ERA and abortion, even in the case of rape and incest, while serving in congress. With five (5) deferments he was able to keep his little pox-marked ass out of Vietnam but has no problem with being the architect of our present war in Iraq. A country that AFTER the first gulf war, had no problem with sucking the Saddam dick to profit and self political gain. So let's delve a little deeper into the real power in the White House.

Let's start with the scare tactic he used while speaking to supporters in Des Moines, Cheney called it "absolutely essential" that on Election Day voters "make the right choice. Because if we make the wrong choice, then the danger is that we'll get hit again, and we'll be hit in a way that will be devastating." In essence vote for Kerry, get attacked. What kind of Gobbels' line is that? As if the most hated president by the world is not going to be a target? Where is your logic, Dick? Oh yes, I forgot you do not need logic, just say a lie enough times and everyone will buy it.

Then let us look at Halliburton. Yeah, yeah I have heard it from the goose-stepping right "Dick is no longer with Halliburton and has nothing to do with that company". WRONG! Dick "I am making money off the blood of solders" Cheney, who served as CEO from 1995 to 2000, continues to receive as much as $1 million a year in deferred compensation as Halliburton executives enjoy a seat at the table during Administration discussions over how to handle post-war oil production in Iraq. He was paid a 34 million dollar retirement package and he has a great deal in Halliburton stock. So when the company makes money, he makes more. Wonder why Halliburton got all those contracts with out having to bid on them? SUcking off the military tit like a tick on the testicles, it gorges it's self charging 600+ dollars for laundry service for EACH soldier and just as much per meal to every soldier!

Looking closer at Halliburton and Dick we see a pattern of dicking the American people and our wallets. As Secretary of Defense under Bush I, Cheney paid Brown and Root services (now Kellogg Brown and Root) $3.9 million to report on how private companies could help the U.S. Army as Cheney cut hundreds of thousands of Army jobs. Then Brown and Root won a five-year contract to provide logistics for the U.S. Army Corp of Engineers all over the globe. In 1995, Cheney became CEO and Halliburton jumped from 73rd to 18th on the Pentagon's list of top contractors, benefiting from at least $3.8 billion in federal contracts and taxpayer-insured loans, according to the Center for Public Integrity.

The SEC recently formalized an investigation into whether Halliburton artificially inflated revenue by $234 million over four years. Halliburton switched to a more aggressive accounting method in 1998 under Cheney. Also forgotten is that story about how Cheney's Halliburton did business with Saddam. According to the Washington Post, "Halliburton held stakes in two firms that signed contracts to sell more than $73 million in oil production equipment and spare parts to Iraq while Cheney was chairman and chief executive officer." Halliburton has also done business in Azerbaijan, Burma, Indonesia, Libya and Nigeria. As Dick Cheney once said, "The good Lord didn't see fit to put oil and gas only where there are democratic regimes friendly to the United States." I guess said it was "ok" to make money off those that would harm us though, right you hypocritical, limp-dicked, traitor!

  • Cheney claimed that he supported the U.S. sanctions on Iraq, but the Financial Times of London reported that through foreign subsidiaries and affiliates, Halliburton became the biggest oil contractor for Iraq, selling more than $73 million in goods and services to Saddam Hussein's regime.
  • In Burma, Halliburton joined oil companies in working on two notorious gas pipelines, the Yadana and Yetagun. According to an Earth Rights report, "From 1992 until the present, thousands of villagers in Burma were forced to work in support of these pipelines and related infrastructure, lost their homes due to forced relocation, and were raped, tortured and killed by soldiers hired by the companies as security guards for the pipelines. One of Halliburton's projects was undertaken during Dick Cheney's tenure as CEO."

Under Cheney's tenure, the number of Halliburton subsidiaries in offshore tax havens increased from 9 to 44. Meanwhile, Halliburton went from paying $302 million in company taxes in 1998 to getting an $85 million tax refund in 1999. All told, the IRS loses about $70 billion a year in offshore tax sheltering by corporations and wealthy individuals - almost enough to cover the $75 billion Bush had initially asked for to cover the first six months of war.

But Halliburton is not the only corporate scandal that has been "Dicked over" on the American people. On May 16, 2001, Cheney revealed the results of months of meetings of his Energy Task Force: a national energy plan. President Bush had established the Task Force in January 2001, under Vice President Cheney's leadership.

Dick returning the Nazi salute from his supporters

Shortly before the Plan was revealed, controversy arose. On April 19, 2001, Representatives Henry Waxman (D-CA) and John Dingell (D-MI) wrote to the General Accounting Office (GAO), asking it to investigate the Task Force. According to the GAO, "The congressional investigation of the task force was prompted by news reports that the task force had met privately with major campaign contributors, such as Kenneth Lay, the CEO of Enron, to discuss energy policy. According to these reports, major Republican contributors attended private sessions with Vice President Cheney and the task force met secretly with other contributors in formulating the President's National Energy Policy."

In response, Cheney's counsel returned a letter, refusing to disclose whom Cheney and the Task Force had met with and even who was on the Task Force's staff. The GAO made a formal demand for information; Cheney rebuffed it, citing Executive Privilege. It's worth noting that the GAO wasn't even requesting the minutes of the Task Force meetings; it merely wanted to know who the Task Force met with, and when.

In late August 2001, a Los Angeles Times article exposed the connections between Cheney's Task Force and Bush's campaign contributors. The article described how the final report adopted verbatim a global warming policy suggested by the U.S. Energy Association (an energy industry group), how language was altered to favor Halliburton, and how a company called Peabody Coal and its affiliates gave more than $900,000 to the Bush campaign and "gained extraordinary access" to the Task Force.

As Enron collapsed, Cheney continued to refuse access to the documents of the Task Force. In February 22, 2002, the GAO filed suit to obtain the documents, some 13,500 pages Cheney refused to give congressional investigators. But large questions about the circumstances under which the Bush Administration's energy policy was formed remain. The evidence indicates that the final product was a gift for the energy industry from Cheney, their former colleague.

Starting to see why his name is "Dick" now? Do you realize how this "Blofeld" of the White House has been, and still is, manipulating policy to line his pockets and those of his political allies? This putz has served as a Nixon-administration functionary under Donald Rumsfeld. (yep the same lying, four-eyed bastard that tried to deny he ever said we were in "immediate danger" of an attack from Iraq. See it here for yourself.) Then he served as Secretary of Defense for George "the whimp" Senior during the first Iraq farce. You remember that one, where Saddam actually told the Bush senior administration that he was going to invade the Kuwaiti oil fields and we did not object till we found he took the whole damn country. Then we joined a coalition and sucked their oil full dicks and agreed to only liberate Kuwait and NOT oust Saddam. Curious that AFTER that, Cheney and Halliburton became the BIGGEST oil contractor for Iraq.

Now this raper of 401's is now trying to show a "kinder and gentler" face by saying that the issue of gay marriages should be left to the states. Hmm, same thing old George Bush said the first time he was running for president. Just where was his voice when his boss (yeah right, like we all don't know who is the pimp and who is the bitch in that relationship) was trying to push his constitutional amendment against gay marriage.

So for his utter contempt for the average worker, his lack of any sense of decency when it comes to humane rights, his corporate greed that is treasonous and criminal, his loyalty to only the all-mighty dollar. I am awarding the the " I'm a Pathetic Wanker Award" to the man behind, in deep into the behind of, the president, the power behind the throne, Dick, "that's just what you middle class will get" Cheney!


August 30th:

Chris Crain and his true hero
Accepting his award Chris Crain was quoted as saying, " Is that the biggest one you have? Hell, that will just fall out of me", and broke out singing "Kampflied der Nationalsozialisten" as he started to flagellate.

Ok for many of you the name Chris Crane is an unknown and you are wondering "just what the hell is Theresa so pissed at this poor schmuck for"? But if you are part of the GLBT community then you probably know that he is the Editorial Director and Chief Operating Officer for Windows Media LLC., a group that publishes a great many newspapers such as the Houston Voice,Eclipse, New York Blade, Southern Voice, and the Washington Blade.

Now why would I take issue with some editor of some of the most read publications in the GLBT community? Glad you asked, because this piece of worthless hemorrhoid humper wrote an article claiming that ENDA (Employment Non-Discrimination Act) was "Trans-jacked" because the HRC (Human Rights Commission) would no longer support it unless it included non-discrimination for the transgendered. You can read his article by clicking here. Go on and take a read, I will wait.

Now we in the transgendered community have been fighting long and hard for inclusion in this. We have always supported the gay and lesbian community with our money, sweat, tears, and even blood. Hell it was the Transgendered that started the whole "gay revolution" at Stonewall, something that Mr. prissy-pants Crane obviously does not remember. We were thoroughly fucked out of a non-discrimination act in for the state of New York because the HRC decided that it would jeopardize the bill to have "us" included with the "sexual orientation" clause. Even after we had donated so much money and time to helping them on the bill. So they bugger-fuck us and drop the wording that would have protected us as well as the gays and lesbians.

Now Chris "I love glory-holes" Crane has the audacity to say "This "trans-jacking" of ENDA is wrong politically, legally and even morally." So take our money, ask for our help to raise funds but fuck us when it comes to equality, eh you back stabbing sack of shit! All of his arguments are so freaken wrong when he tries to justify his bigotry. Perhaps, the bill in New York would probably not have passed in New York if Transgendered were included, but we will never know that now will we. I bet you would have been in favor of bill that end all religious persecution with the exception of Jews with your take on that argument, you self-centered bastard. I know for a fact if the shoe was on the other foot and the bill excluded just gay men you would be screaming and crying like the little dick weasel you are, Mr Crane.

As for the legal argument, here is what Tony Vorona, associate professor at Pace Law School and is a member of HRC's board and the group's former legal director and general counsel, had to say:

Although the Supreme Court did interpret Title VII to prohibit sex stereotyping - being "too masculine or feminine" - in its 1989 Price Waterhouse decision, openly gay gender-nonconforming plaintiffs have had limited success in relying on that case.

More importantly, there is no guarantee whatsoever that a litigation strategy jerrybuilt on a combination of the narrow (sexual orientation only) version of the Employment Non-Discrimination Act and the Price Waterhouse precedent would prevail against employers who discriminate against gender-nonconforming gays and lesbians.

Quite to the contrary, that approach would leave us susceptible to conservative judges - like many of the judges appointed to the federal bench by President Bush - who would go the extra mile to protect anti-gay employers by finding the gaps in such an approach. Our movement's lead litigators at the ACLU, Gay & Lesbian Advocates & Defenders, and the National Center for Lesbian Rights, have been telling us this for years, and all support a broader ENDA. My board colleagues and I enthusiastically adopted our resolution because a comprehensive ENDA not only would protect our transgender brothers and sisters, but also would best protect all of us.

Well hell's bells Chris and that is from an authority not some wannabe cum receptacle of Deliverance hillbillies such as yourself.

Which leaves us with the "Morally" reason. How many times has the "gay community" hi-jacked and piggy-backed it's self to issues? Oh, but that is ok because it is your rights and effects you, now isn't it you sub-european perverted pigmie! Your sad excuse of whether the rights of blacks and women should have waited on the rights gays has a fatal flaw in that neither the women's movement nor the black community asked for money and help from the gay community.

See it really boils down to this. Chris Crane is a a bigoted fag. There are a great many of them out there that feel that the transgendered community perpetuates a stereotype of gay men wanting to wear dresses. Coupled with the fact that these bigoted gay men hate all women and especially any man wanting to be a woman. They are a fringe part of the gay community but a vocal and, sadly, influential part. They tolerate lesbians because they at least leave the men alone. The feel that we transgendered are just gay men in denial. Well all I have to say is let us see how you cry bitch and moan when transgendered have the right to marry before gays do. Oh bet your tune will be so different them now won't it despite what you wrote.

So for being a red neck, bigoted, glory-hole seeking, goose-stepping nazi, I so proudly award you with "Yes. I am a Pathetic Wanker Award"! You and your betraying fag friends are so deserving.


July 30th:

Steven Hotze's mug shot and all excited about being the jail's bitch
Accepting his award Dr. Steven Hotze was quoted as saying, "Now I won't need to go to prison to get my thrill", and proceeded to the nearest adult book store.

Notice how this guy looks like the head of the Nazi Party in the show Oz?

Right! Now for this months winner of the "Yes, I am a Pathetic Wanker Award"!

Who is Dr. Steven Hotze you ask? Well he is the power behind the Republican Party here in Houston, Harris County, Texas. Hotze is most notoriously known for his involvement with the "Straight Slate" (created by his mother, Margaret), which successfully defeated an anti-discrimination referendum in 1985.

Hotze's junta is disconcerting because of his involvement with the National Coordinating Council (NCC), a political arm of the theocratic Coalition on Revival (COR). COR/ NCC proposes to "Christianize" America, in part by taking over government beginning with county councils and county sheriff's offices. Once in power they want to establish county "militias." When I interviewed COR/NCC chief Jay Grimstead for Mother Jones magazines (Nov./Dec. 1990), he said militias were needed to fight off a future "communist Mexico" which "will march across the Rio Grande." The Feds, he said, can't be trusted to do the job. The group also seeks to, among other things, abolish public schools, the Federal Reserve, and the IRS by the year 2000. Members of COR/NCC have managed to work their way into some key, state-level Republican positions. A colleague of Steven Hotze, the Rev. Billy Falling, founder of the Christian Voter's League, is a member of the California Republican Committee. Hotze is on the Texas GOP Executive Committee.

Hotze is close to another COR/NCC activist, Gary DeMar who espouses "Christian Reconstructionism," a doctrine which he says endorses the death penalty for "homosexual activity." Hotze has sponsored DeMar as a speaker at GOP functions, and used DeMar's books in seminars he teaches. Never in the wildest dreams of the Far Right, nor for that matter, the rest of the GOP, did anyone think such people could get this far. In 1993, I believe, the Christian Right shouted down and ousted and the elected party chair Betsy Lake, and installed a theocratic activist. Can any take a guess at who? Yep, good old Steven Hotze.

At one time, Hotze's endorsement of a candidate practically assured his/her election, and although his clout has dwindled over time, he remains active in Houston politics, even adding his signature to the recent letter denouncing the motives (not the message) behind Dave Wilson's push for an anti-gay ballot referendum.

On Oct. 26, 2000, Hotze failed a field sobriety test after his car was seen weaving and crowding several vehicles, including a police car that veered onto a curb to avoid a collision. He refused to take a breath test. He has of yet still to have been prosecuted for this.

There is even now a story going around the transgender community about Dr. Hotze telling Houston/Harris Co. judges that he didn't want to hear of any judges granting changes to "these freaks," and that if he did, he would stop making campaign contributions.

So, for being such a loyal follower of Reconstruction-ism Christianity, which calls for society to return to Old Testament-based laws, including the death penalty for homosexuals, and for being such gut-less piece of after birth, I am awarding him the "Yes, I am a Pathetic Wanker Award". Well deserved Steven-I-am-a-avent-follower-of-Josef Mengele-Hotze, you Nazi Bastard!


June 6th:

Sam Graves in his school uniform
Accepting his award Rep. Graves said, "As soon as I find some Ky, I know right where I am going to put this", and then went giggling from the stage to a highway rest stop.

OK, I know I have not updated this in a while, actually had nothing new to write, and I did not want to bore everyone with my typical whining at still not having a job. Then I came across this, an article on the Houston Press web site called Black Hole. The short of this article is how an anal retentive representative from Missouri, named Sam Graves (ass-hole republican, of course) obviously has constituents in the town of Blue Spring that feel the dark hand of Goth over taking their children and becoming such a threat that they needed, and received, $273,000 of your tax dollars to combat this menace. Read the article and see if you don't just don't want to kick the shit out of this waste of air politician.

Then read the article by Shane titled "Goths are People Too". Not only is it funny as hell, scroll down and read the responses from the Goths. Seems they are in need of an enema! Talk about no sense of humor, but also a complete lack of contextual understanding on what the article is about, bunch of wankers. No wonder people have the wrong idea about us, look at these rants by the moronic, posing, wannabes and wonder why people think we are all satanists or a freaken joke.

So, for making such a stand to safe-guard us from Goths I am giving Rep. Sam Graves the "Yes, I am a Pathetic Wanker Award". Well deserved Sam-I-am-an-ass-hole-Graves, you so earned it!